1) Your father/mother is not your biological father/mother. But, no one bothered to tell you.
2) If you have a best guy friend, he is in love with you. And secretly you are too.
3) You and your boyfriend will always playfully chase each other on an ice rink, at the beach, or in the leaves. And you'll laugh for no reason and your boyfriend will hit you "playfully" but the force of his push will have you flying across the room. But it's okay. Cuz you're still laughing like a crazy person.
4) Brothers/cousin/uncles-nephews will always love the same girl.
5) You're allowed to make u-turns wherever you want in Korea. And there is never traffic on the side you want to u turn to.
6) There is a super quick payment device that allows you to pay a bill quickly enough for a guy to run immediately out of a restaurant after his angry girlfriend storms out.
7) Everyone has cancer.
8) If you're sick, all you need is an IV to make you feel lots better.
9) There is vomit and urine all over Seoul at nights.
10) Fighting at a pojangmacha with a random stranger is merely part of a normal night's event.
11) Soju must cost 10 cents. Everyone drinks it everyday all the time, especially the poor people.
12) If you're rich, you're a jerk.
13) If you're poor, you're an angel.
14) Women sleep and wake up with a full set of makeup on.
15) You're not studying hard enough unless you get a nosebleed.
16) If you have a nosebleed, you most definitely have cancer. And you have no money to pay for the surgery that will save your life. And your liver is missing. We're not sure where it went, but it's making your cancer progress faster.
17) If you work in a sool jeep, you have massively curly hair and wear flashy colors from the early 90's. Try 70’s (disco).
18) You always order orange juice or coffee at a cafe. And you never drink it. EVER.
19) You will always call your boyfriend by his job title. Or simply sunbaenim. Never his name. Never. He doesn't have one.
20) If you TRULY love each other, you must die together in the end. Frozen outside instead of finding shelter like sane people. Just frozen....
21) You go to America and come back miraculously successful. You go to England and come back amazingly fashionable. You stay in Korea the only thing that changes is your hairstyle.
22) And if you come back with no apparent reason then it's because you have cancer.
23) Everyone always goes to the same hospital no matter where they are.
24) If you stand out in the rain for more than five minutes, you'll end up with a fever and vertigo and people will rush you to the hospital to get some magic IV. And instead of taking an ambulance or driving, they'll race you on their back.
25) Even if you're poor and can't eat, you never wear the same clothes twice.
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KAlau bollywood:
ReplyDelete1.Nyanyi dan dance
2.Kalau seseorang menumbuk lawan,msti bunyi dia cam ni 'dish dish dish dish dish'
3.Hero takkan mati bkn macam korea yg asyik2 hero dan heroin je yg mati,aku pun sakit ati.
4.Baju 18kali tuka dlm sehari
5.Hero x cukur bulu dada,janggut atau misai pon xpe..
6.Lagu dorg best.
7.Kalau kaya,msti kaya gila babun..
8.Nyanyi sampai pagi
hahaha,,no7 x leh blah
Deletehahahaha,,no7 x leh blah
Deletekaya gila babun??
Deletemwakakakaka!
LAWAK:RITUAL MANDI BUNGA DI AFRIKA!
SADIS:EKSPERIMEN MENYIKSA TIKUS!
MUNTAH:GAMBAR PONDAN AFRIKA YANG PASTI MEMBUAT ANDA TERMUNTAH!
Btul2... hahaha...
Deletehaha.. bollywood bkan nyanyi smpai pagi, nyanyi stu lagu berhari2.. tukar2 tmpat jauh gler vavi.. kire stu lagu jek, beribu2 duit travel beli tiket kluar.. haha
ReplyDeleteHhaha...itu sebab kos satu bollywood punya movie juta2...
DeleteGEMPAR : Ustaz Azhar Idrus Like Status Joyah K-POP
Bollywood..still a better story than Korea
ReplyDeleteyou're so wrong...
Deletehaha..mmg xbleh blah..semuanya klakar
ReplyDeletetambah lgi..same ade miskin or kaye h-pon sume same...
ReplyDeleteTapi sejujurnya ia lebih berkualiti than drama melayu..Sorry to say that..
ReplyDeleteyg tu mmg pling sbtol nye...hahaha...drama mlayu rate 2 out of 5...kdang2 1...
Deletehahaha x bleh rt de kanser tu x han
ReplyDeletekorea still a better story from bollywood...
ReplyDeleteIf u r rich, and ur father dun like the gal or guy, he will.send u out to oversea (study or work). Satu lg, kalu gf lari, no matter where, bf dia akan jumpe.. Dan satu lagi, kalu gado, off handphone mesti dia keluarkan bateri phone dia (x boleh ke dia off aje).. :p
ReplyDeleteBoleh tak move iklan komli.com yg ade sebelah kiri ni ke tmpt lain...agak menganggu nk membaca post...by the way kbnyakkan semua betul... *kdramafever*
ReplyDeletekalau citer korea x sah kalau x ade AIRPORT wajib duhh!! berpisah kat AIRPORT,bercinta kat AIRPORT semenyer kat AIRPORT(X cayer tgk sendiri)
ReplyDeleteno.19 tu sbb memang budaya diorang...diorang sgt menghormati org... setiap peringkat umo ada panggilan tersendiri mcm oppa,hyung,unni,nuna dsb...so sblm nk kritik siasat dulu...
ReplyDeleteI HATE KOREA
ReplyDeleteThey are dog
no 5 tuh memang betul..keadaan kat sane kalau nak u turn memang dea akan u turn terus je..bicyle,car even a bus..my experience
ReplyDeleteorang korea mesti mesti fesyen rsmbut top, walau muke tak bape top
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